Having a character to obsess over is my favorite part of fiction. I have many favorite characters who are favorites for different reasons, but ever since I was a kid, I tended to dive deeper into a story if it had a character I wanted to smooch.
My blorbos are of a range of ages and species, but I'm particularly drawn to pathetic, lonely, annoying, socially awkward characters, or ones who at least have some sort of geeky embarrassing charm to them. I really like a character with a personality that makes you go "what the hell is that guy."
I'm also a sucker for sad/traumatic backstories, androgyny, impishness, and The Teenboy Of It All.
There are, of course, characters in this incomplete, historical list of blorbos who don't fall under any of those descriptions, but I don't pretend to be consistent. The only thing that is consistent is that I love them all.
I have a lot of affection for my favorite characters, and like to enact that affection in all sorts of ways. My preferences for Situations they get put in range from "healthy relationship with another character or an OC where they kiss and hold hands wholesomely" to "oops! they lost all their autonomy and are suffering horribly." Sometimes it's both.
But most importantly, figuring out what I like to happen to a blorbo is something I think of like a creative and reflective practice. What do I understand about this character? What draws me to them? What do I understand about myself? What do I like or want to see? What stories do I enjoy? How can I combine all of this in a way that is most fulfilling to me? It's a way to understand yourself and your narrative/creative/etc interests in the safe sandbox environment that is fiction. It's playing dolls. Best of all, it's a lot of fun.
Each character has a different personality and background, so I give them their own custom flavor of adoration, but the adoration is always there. Here are some of my smoochables, sorted into three broad categories. They are all characters who've made my experience of their source media all the better for being in it! :)
Warning for possible spoilers in blorbo descriptions!
current blorbos
presented in no particular order. last updated 240627.
testimonials
ahh of course you like him. he's a black-and-white guy with fancy hair
— my sister, about mettaton
oh my god mei PLEASE i have to tell you when i watched it and saw that little rat man you were the first person I thought of
— ethel, about bruno von encanto
when you said you liked pathetic men you weren't kidding, huh
— violet, after i retweeted a ben wyatt fancam
— my best friend B, who requested i put my live reaction to us reading spamton's bio together on this page
hall of fame
these are high investment charas, usually with an attached OC to ship with. mostly 2020 onwards, bc the pandemic freed up my time + brain + sense of shame, and i learned to let myself be fully deranged about fake guys for the first time since childhood. highly recommend.
some have taken a backseat to make room for new obsessions, but they still mark a considerable period of time where i was making stuff (drawing, writing, talking, thinking) about them, so they deserve special recognition.
kidd
acnh
my hipster goat boyfriend.. i fell in love with him while playing pocket camp and knew i needed him on my island when i got new horizons, so i bought a legit amiibo off of amazon for like six dollars. (he is not very popular, which i am honestly kind of happy about.)
his mouthlessness and lidded eyes are so endearing to me - i just think his design is so peak. i also generally love smug villagers, and on my island where i have at least FOUR, kidd is the one i headcanon as secretly very shy, which endears me more to him.
he's just a goat who likes photography and is pretentious to hide that he's anxious around others. he's always been particularly sweet to my player chara, always wanting to hang out or sitting nearby. i just love him... augh
grimsley
pokemon
this guy makes me so insane. you're telling me pokemon has a guy who canonically has a gambling addiction? why is it part of his lore that he was from a rich family and lost it all? why does he look so fucked up when you see him in sun/moon? obsessed.
grimsley is my #1 punching bag. i have a variety of AUs in my head where he's having a bad time... the combination of his sadstuck backstory and punchable personality makes me think he's got lots of vulnerability and self-image issues that he represses via self-medication. delicious cocktail of a disaster man.
in all iterations of him i like to think about, he is a mess with no self-preservation, but my OCs for him vary from "guy who kicks him while he's down" to "having a martyr gf would fix him" and it's so much fun.
piers
pokemon
i've always loved a punk... (← nerdy girl who has exclusively all pink things)
piers is so good. i love how tangible his love is for what he cares about, from his town to his people to his sister. it's cute that he's awkward around the other gym leaders and gives off a standoffish impression, but is actually an embarrassing, caring, emotive ("I'M WORRIED ABOUT MARNIE!!!") guy. he even helps player-chan 'til the very end...!
between looking after marnie and being the young protector of his town against gentrification (and the guilt that came with seeing it deteriorate as a result), he probably didn't have much time for frivolous fun stuff. but now that he's retired as a gym leader, he gets to pursue what he loves (music) and previously lower priority stuff... like perhaps dating?!
camilo
encanto
i walked into encanto (figuratively; it was the pandemic) thinking i'd fall in love with sad wet rat bruno, but came out of it a camilo girl.
his theatre kid kusogaki teenboy energy is so so good a flavor, his part in "we don't talk about bruno" absolutely fucked, and though he said like five things during the movie, i think he has so much character that would be fun to explore. that combo of "a genuinely good kid" and "cannot help being scampish + boyish + cheeky, as a super yabai teenboy" is so good...
he was my major fixation for six whole months in 2022 and i was drawing him and my insert all the time. from a distance it feels like a fever dream period (just because so much time has passed, and i'm surprised at how much i drew) but i still adore him!
kieran
pokemon
my sweet fucked up little guy. i went into the pokemon violet dlc knowing i would like kiki, but i did not expect to care as much as i do!
for game self-ships, i usually dislike modeling my insert after the player character's lore (i just think it's more fun a creative challenge to create a separate chara concept), but his crush on your trainer is the sweetest thing.
i also just love how... Teenboy his storyline is. all his anger and angst has been so repressed, and has come out in a way that hurts not only others, but also himself! it was fun to explore that mess of entitlement and blame and hurt.
also, a fact i love is that kieran is from a super small rural town but studies in swanky unova... somehow that makes his everything so much cuter. like, then why are you like that??
donnie
tmnt (mume)
donnie is quite unique because i don't tend to fixate on the "snarky nerd" type of character, but he is so cute.
it's nice that they translated his tech thing to something like "chronically online" – it's a clever way to make him feel more Teen. i love that they made him a weeb and a kpop stan... we have very very different tastes though. donnie you could love svt so much if you just listened to them i fuckin prommy
also, it's charming that, despite being the nerd brother, he instigates the troublemaking, and pushes back a lot against leo's leadership lol. i know this is not unique and we've seen lots of cocky tech guys in media, but i specifically like the flavor of it they gave donnie.
read more here!
leo
tmnt (rise)
i went into rottmnt thinking i'd love donnie the most (i love him a lot too!) but forgot that i have always been a sucker for a guy who is obnoxious and dramatic but secretly has poor self-esteem!!!!
his playfulness + boyishness are really cute to me, bc it's at odds with his natural leadership and perceptiveness. both sides come out super unflattering because he doesn't know how to manage/balance them yet, which makes him fun to watch.
it's heartwrenching to me that this guy rarely gets the reassurance and comfort he needs whether he asks for it or not raaah... i want to hold him. i want to teach him a lesson. i want to jump his bones. i cried for 10 minutes after the movie
legacy
we had a moment. unlike the hall of fame, this category spans my entire lifetime. i just remember liking the characters i've put in here a lot, and my loved ones will probably remember them as characters i couldn't stop talking about for a time. bringing them up casually in conversation will still probably evoke some kind of reaction from me.
i probably never was driven to the point of making an OC for them (with some exceptions!), but i might have really shipped them hard with a canon chara, read a lot of fic about them, or just rewatched their source media for them a lot.
blorbos can only be evaluated at least three months after end of phase for me to determine if they belong in here or any of the above categories. arranged in chronological order of when i was first into them, lol.
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bugs bunny
looney tunes
daffy duck
looney tunes
wile e. coyote
looney tunes
ling
mulan
hanawa
chibi maruko-chan
father
kids next door
jeremy
my life as a teenage robot
kidflash
teen titans
deidara
naruto
itachi
naruto
len
vocaloid
hayate
naruto
the once-ler
the lorax
bill cipher
gravity falls
osomatsu
osomatsu-san
peridot
steven universe
ben wyatt
parks & recreation
stan pines
gravity falls
yuri
fe3h
sylvain
fe3h
felix
fe3h
hawks
bnha
oikawa
haikyuu!!
blitzø
helluva boss
spamton
deltarune
alberto
luca
donnie
tmnt (rise)
on rotation
this is everyone else. but hey! that doesn't mean i was never deranged about these characters! i probably was, to varying degrees. i'm not particularly possessive over these guys (anymore?), but probably still have very strong opinions, especially for more recent ones!
new blorbos get put here by default, and get promoted to hall of fame or legacy if they meet the criteria. (it's obviously not that deep, but this is a general guideline that helps me organize these guys lol.)
buster
tiny toons
james
pokemon
goob
meet the robinsons
wilbur
meet the robinsons
benson
regular show
clive dove
professor layton
ichimatsu
osomatsu-san
colton
animal crossing
kicks
animal crossing
mikorin
gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun
aoyama
bnha
shigaraki
bnha
pearl
steven universe
tadano
aggretsuko
nishinoya
haikyuu!!
lev
haikyuu!!
kunimi
haikyuu!!
shirabu
haikyuu!!
lopez
animal crossing
redd
animal crossing
flick
animal crossing
nanu
pokemon
hop
pokemon
raihan
pokemon
avery
pokemon
linhardt
fe3h
dimitri
fe3h
lorenz
fe3h
ferdinand
fe3h
caspar
fe3h
rodrigue
fe3h
seteth
fe3h
atsumu
haikyuu!!
osamu
haikyuu!!
hypnos
hades
alastor
hazbin hotel
angel dust
hazbin hotel
vox
hazbin hotel
mettaton
undertale
rouxls kaard
deltarune
venti
genshin impact
lear
pokemon
sasha
animal crossing
saturn
pokemon
bruno
encanto
arval
fe3h
epel
twst
randall
monsters inc.
geten
bnha
volo
pokemon
lou
uglydolls
grusha
pokemon
rika
pokemon
kazuha
genshin impact
ganyu
genshin impact
kaveh
genshin impact
hunter
the owl house
alador
the owl house
collector
the owl house
raph
tmnt (mume)
kazu
devil's candy
nemo
devil's candy
yahgie
devil's candy
milo
devil's candy
tremolo
devil's candy
jax
tadc
lucifer
hazbin hotel
chilchuck
dunmeshi
marcille
dunmeshi
abed nadir
community
brett
the argument
huey
ducktales
dewey
ducktales
louie
ducktales
mark beaks
ducktales
art donaldson
challengers
eventual blorbos
- Klavier Gavin, Ace Attorney
- JFK, Clone High
- Vampire Cookie, Cookie Run
- Saihara Shuichi, Danganronpa
- Alcryst, Fire Emblem Engage
- Adrien Agreste, Miraculous Ladybug
- Arataka Reigen, Mob Psycho 100
- Kobeni Higashiyama, Chainsaw Man
- Milo Belladonna, Monster Camp
- Tom Lucitor, Star vs. the Forces of Evil
- Snatcher, A Hat in Time
- Aqua Hoshino, Oshi no Ko
- Basil, The Great Mouse Detective
- Brad Bakshi, Mythic Quest